Title: This Orphan Still Follows Elon Musk, But What Happens Next Will Melt Your Heart

In the ever-entertaining saga of Elon Musk’s Twitter escapades—oh, excuse us, X—comes a story that will make you roll your eyes before, quite unexpectedly, tugging at your heartstrings. Meet Timmy, a tech-obsessed orphan who has no parents, no smartphone, but somehow, against all odds, still manages to follow Elon Musk. Yes, the guy with the rocket company, the electric car empire, and a hobby of tanking Dogecoin prices for fun.

At first, you’d think, “How? Is this some heartwarming tale of resilience or just another example of Musk cult fandom gone viral?” Well, Timmy, despite his lack of resources, logs into the library computer every single day to keep up with Elon’s latest musings, whether it’s about artificial intelligence, space exploration, or renaming Twitter into something even more puzzling. (Seriously, how do you even “tweet” on X? Is it “Xeeting”?)

But then, something truly bizarre happened. Timmy—armed with nothing but sheer determination and a secondhand hoodie—tweeted at Musk. (Yes, the irony of a boy without a phone using Twitter isn’t lost on anyone.) His tweet read: “Hi Mr. Musk, I love your work! Can you send me to Mars? Life on Earth hasn’t exactly been easy for me.”

Cue the collective groan of the internet. Another kid trying to go viral by appealing to Musk’s ego? Classic. But instead of ignoring it, Musk replied. The billionaire, known for his unpredictable responses, said: “Timmy, let’s talk. DM me.”

Before anyone could scream, “It’s a scam!” Musk announced he was sponsoring Timmy’s education with a full scholarship to SpaceX’s tech program for young innovators. He even invited the boy to tour Tesla’s gigafactory, meet his pet robots, and yes, ride in a Cybertruck—because nothing says “heartwarming moment” like bouncing around in an indestructible truck that looks like it was designed in Minecraft.

The internet went wild. Was this Musk’s latest PR stunt? Or had the orphan actually tugged at the man’s steel-coated heart? Either way, Timmy is now the most famous orphan since Oliver Twist—and significantly more tech-savvy.

The moral of the story? Keep tweeting, even if you’re broke, hopeless, and have a limited library login. Because in the weird world of Elon Musk, sometimes, all it takes is a single tweet to get your own ticket to the stars.