Richard Gere Relocates To Spain With Family, Vows Never To Return To The U.S., Blames Elon Musk 💬👀👇

In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming (except maybe a few tabloid psychics), Hollywood’s very own Richard Gere has packed his bags, grabbed his family, and fled the U.S. for Spain—apparently forever. And because no dramatic exit is complete without a villain, Gere has pointed his well-manicured finger straight at none other than tech billionaire and Twitter chaos agent, Elon Musk.

Yes, you read that right. The Pretty Woman star, known for his Buddhist zen vibes, has suddenly gone full “angry grandpa,” blaming Musk for—well, everything, it seems. While exact details of his grievance remain as mysterious as Hollywood’s obsession with rebooting old movies, sources close to Gere claim he simply “can’t take it anymore.”

“I refuse to live in a country where Elon Musk controls the narrative,” Gere allegedly told an unnamed insider who may or may not be a waiter at his favorite tapas bar in Madrid. Whether he’s referring to Musk’s Twitter takeover, his questionable baby-naming choices, or SpaceX’s persistent attempts to leave Earth behind, we may never know.

Meanwhile, Musk, ever the social media troll, has yet to comment. But let’s be real—if he does, it’ll probably be a cryptic meme or a single-word tweet like “lol.”

As Gere settles into his new European life, one thing is clear: America just lost one of its most beloved silver foxes. But hey, at least Spain just got an upgrade in class.