Oprah Winfrey Decides to Stop Legendary Show, Plans to Move to Italy after calling Elon Musk a “damn idiot” and saying, “I can’t live here for 4 years.”

In a plot twist no one saw coming, Oprah Winfrey—the queen of talk shows, giveaways, and making people cry—has decided to pack up her empire, leave the United States, and head to Italy. Yes, Italy. Apparently, even Oprah isn’t immune to the allure of good pasta and scenic Tuscan sunsets, especially when she’s had enough of, well, everything.

The announcement came after what can only be described as a fiery outburst. During a recent off-the-cuff moment, Oprah reportedly referred to Elon Musk as a “damn idiot,” sparking a social media frenzy. The reason? Who knows—maybe she’s tired of Teslas, Twitter drama, or just the sheer existence of billionaire antics. Either way, she didn’t stop there. Oprah went on to declare, “I can’t live here for 4 years,” an ominous statement that has left fans, critics, and probably Elon Musk himself scratching their heads.

The “here” she referred to is, of course, the United States. Whether it’s politics, culture, or just too many pumpkin spice lattes, Oprah has apparently decided she’s done with it all. And her solution? Ditching her legendary show and heading to a country where wine is cheaper than water and no one knows what a Kardashian is.

“I need to breathe,” Oprah allegedly said while booking a one-way flight to Rome. According to insiders, she’s been practicing her Italian, learning phrases like “vino rosso, per favore” and “grazie, no paparazzi.” Rumor has it she’s already eyeing a villa in Florence with a personal chef and a vineyard. Because, of course, she is.

Meanwhile, Elon Musk, who’s no stranger to drama, has yet to respond. He’s probably too busy tweeting memes or planning his next rocket launch to care. But fans on social media are having a field day. “Oprah vs. Musk? This is the billionaire beef I never knew I needed,” one Twitter user quipped. Another wrote, “Imagine moving to Italy just to escape Elon. That’s a mood.”

As for the fate of her iconic talk show, Oprah’s team has remained tight-lipped. One thing is certain, though: wherever Oprah goes, chaos and curiosity follow. Whether she’ll be sipping espresso under the Italian sun or hosting “The Oprah Show: International Edition” remains to be seen. One thing’s for sure—Italy better get ready for a whole lot of You get a Vespa! moments.