🛑 🏍 HUGE NEWS MotoGP Today: EVERYONE SHOCKED OFFICIAL KTM Exit From MOTOGP, Pedrosa CONFIRMED FIRED by KTM

In a plot twist that rivals even the most dramatic MotoGP finishes, KTM has reportedly decided to pull out of the championship entirely. Yes, you heard that right—KTM, the Austrian powerhouse, known for their “Ready to Race” mantra, has apparently decided they are not ready to race. Ever. Again.

The bombshell dropped earlier today, leaving fans, teams, and pretty much anyone with a passing interest in motorcycle racing gasping for air. In an equally shocking move, Dani Pedrosa, a legendary test rider and MotoGP Hall of Fame inductee, has been “fired” by KTM. When asked for comments, Pedrosa was reportedly too busy enjoying his third coffee of the day to even notice he had been let go.

Sources close to the matter claim that the reason behind KTM’s sudden exit is… drumroll… not enough orange paint left in the world. With supplies of their iconic bright hue running dangerously low, KTM was allegedly left with no choice but to bid adieu to MotoGP.

Rumors of unrest within the team have also surfaced, with insiders claiming that KTM’s executives couldn’t agree on what snacks to stock in the team garage. Some wanted traditional Austrian pastries, while others were adamant about doughnuts. The snack stalemate escalated to such a degree that it led to the current fiasco.

Fans on social media are divided. Some are mourning the loss of KTM in MotoGP, while others are already designing “Bring Back KTM” t-shirts. Meanwhile, conspiracy theorists are claiming this is all part of a master plan to dominate MotoE instead, because “electric bikes are the future.”

For now, KTM’s departure leaves us with one pressing question: who will inherit their grid slots? And more importantly, will Pedrosa’s newfound free time mean we’ll see him joining a Netflix baking competition? Only time will tell.

Stay tuned as this story continues to develop—or devolve, depending on your perspective.