🛑 HUGE NEWS: Josh Allen Apologizes to Fans for Failing to Secure a Victory, While Expressing Hope That Fans Will Stop Online Attacks on Coach Sean McDermott

In a truly earth-shattering turn of events, Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen has made the bold and deeply heartfelt move of apologizing to fans for, well, not winning a football game. Yes, you read that right. After yet another disappointing performance on the field, Allen, whose job it is to win games, apparently feels the need to let everyone know he really tried. As if fans didn’t already know that it’s hard to win games when you’re not winning them. But hey, no one likes a sore loser… except when it’s a star quarterback taking to social media to express his feelings.

In a tear-jerking, social media post, Allen humbly acknowledged his failure to “secure a victory” (as if the scoreboard didn’t already remind us of that). But in his noble act of self-awareness, he also took the high road by encouraging the masses to stop sending online attacks to Coach Sean McDermott. Ah yes, the coach, the man who’s been part of the team for several years and has no real control over a quarterback’s ability to complete a pass or score points. Sure, that’s totally who we should blame here!

Allen, who no doubt feels deeply about the relentless keyboard warriors attacking McDermott, did his best to steer the public’s anger toward a more productive outlet, like maybe getting angry at the referees or the weather. But it seems like the fans are really trying to find something to blame for their heartbreak, and the idea of shifting that focus to actual problems on the field might be too much of a stretch.

It’s truly inspirational to see such leadership, especially when it’s not directly related to winning games or making plays. What’s next, a heartfelt apology for the weather? Oh, Josh, don’t worry. We’ll all just keep hoping you get it together—maybe next game.