In what might be the spiciest scandal to ever hit Flavortown, celebrity chef Guy Fieri has officially taken his diners, drive-ins, and dives to new political heights. Known for his signature bleached hair, love of nacho cheese, and all things “dude food,” Fieri shocked fans everywhere when he reportedly kicked pop icon Taylor Swift out of his restaurant, citing her recent endorsement of Kamala Harris as the breaking point

Yes, you heard that right—Taylor Swift, the global music sensation with a fanbase so dedicated they could probably form their own nation, was shown the door at Fieri’s flagship restaurant after endorsing Harris in the 2024 presidential race. And, in true Fieri fashion, the exit wasn’t subtle.

According to witnesses, Fieri himself strolled up to Swift’s table, decked out in his trademark flames and sunglasses combo, and delivered the news: “Don’t come back here, you wokes.”

The drama started after Swift posted a heartfelt endorsement of Vice President Kamala Harris on her Instagram, calling Harris “the leader America needs” and encouraging her fans to vote for the Democratic candidate. Swift’s endorsement, while widely praised by some, didn’t exactly sit well with everyone—including Fieri, who apparently isn’t on the same political wavelength as the Eras tour queen.

Fans of Fieri’s brand of all-American, down-home cooking were used to seeing him tour greasy spoon diners and flipping burgers on national TV. But no one expected him to flip the table on Swift.

“It was crzy,” said one diner who was present at the time. “One minute Taylor was sitting there with a group of friends, just having a burger like anyone else. The next thing you know, Guy Fieri himself storms up and tells her, ‘I don’t serve woke politics here. You endorsed Harris? Well, take your avocado toast opinions elsewhere!’”

Reports from inside the restaurant claim that Swift was left speechless, not knowing whether Fieri’s tirade was part of some elaborate Flavortown bit or a genuine banishment. Unfortunately for Swift, it was the latter.

Fieri’s rise to fame has always been tied to his everyman persona—part of his appeal is that he’s just a regular guy who loves a good greasy cheeseburger. But in recent years, the lines between comfort food and politics seem to have blurred, and the chef has found himself at the center of cultural debates that go well beyond loaded fries.

As for why Fieri chose this particular moment to make a stand, insiders speculate it had everything to do with Swift’s growing presence as a political figure. Since 2020, Swift has been increasingly vocal about social and political issues, and her endorsement of Harris—one of the most prominent female political figures in the country—was a clear statement of where she stood.

For Fieri, it seems, that was a step too far.

“Flavortown isn’t a place for politics,” Fieri reportedly told restaurant staff later. “It’s a place for flavor. And when someone like Taylor Swift walks in, throwing her woke politics around, that’s where I draw the line. My restaurant, my rules.”

As with any scandal involving Taylor Swift, social media immediately caught fire. Within minutes of the incident, #BoycottFlavortown and #GuyIsOverParty were trending on Twitter, with Swift’s loyal fanbase—the Swifties—leading the charge.

“Guy Fieri kicking out Taylor over politics? Absolutely not. We’re done with Flavortown,” one fan tweeted. Another user posted a now-viral meme of Swift’s Reputation album cover, captioned, “Look what you made me do, Guy.”

Of course, not everyone was siding with Swift. Fieri’s fanbase, made up of foodies who appreciate his unapologetic approach to greasy indulgence, rallied behind the chef, praising him for “standing up to the Hollywood elites.”