Elon Musk’s Reveal Stuns X Community with 30-Pages about Alec Baldwin’s Bad Essence after Being Called a ‘Scumbag’ on The View
In an age where billionaire CEOs usually unveil groundbreaking technologies or elaborate space missions, Elon Musk has once again proven that he operates on a plane all his own—this time with a meticulously crafted, 30-page document about actor Alec Baldwin’s “bad essence.” Yes, you read that right.
The drama began when Musk, never one to shy away from a little digital sparring, was branded a “scumbag” by Baldwin during a heated segment of The View. Instead of firing back with a witty one-liner, Musk opted for a… less conventional response. The Tesla CEO reportedly assembled a team of researchers (read: interns) to comb through Baldwin’s entire existence, compiling a dossier that Musk proudly published on X (formerly Twitter), titling it: “The Essence of Alec Baldwin: A Case Study in Mediocrity.”
The document dives deep, starting with Baldwin’s on-set outbursts and meandering through his questionable film choices (yes, Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore made the list). It even includes a detailed psychoanalysis based on his social media history. For reasons no one fully understands, there’s an entire page dedicated to Baldwin’s preference for blue socks, which Musk claims is “proof of his fundamentally chaotic aura.”
Critics are divided on Musk’s latest move. Some hail it as “performance art,” while others dismiss it as “the ramblings of a man with too much free time.” Meanwhile, the X community is in shambles. Memes comparing the 30-page epic to The Communist Manifesto have flooded the platform, with one user declaring, “Musk’s Baldwin takedown is the War and Peace of online beefs.”
Baldwin has yet to respond to the eccentric CEO’s literary debut, but sources say he’s considering countering with a one-man Broadway play titled Musked and Confused.
As for Musk? He seems unbothered. In a late-night post on X, he teased a potential sequel: 30 More Pages About Baldwin: The Essence Strikes Back. Whether this is a marketing ploy, a philosophical experiment, or just Musk being Musk, one thing is certain—the X community is entertained, and that might have been the point all along.
