Elon Musk’s $91 Million Tesla Superyacht: The Epitome of Excess, Now Owned by a Mystery Buyer
In a development that feels plucked straight out of a billionaire fever dream, Tesla has just launched its latest toy for the mega-rich: a $91 million electric superyacht. Yes, you read that correctly. Because why stop at dominating the roads and skies when you can conquer the seas in a vessel that probably recharges faster than your smartphone?
Dubbed “Neptune’s Tesla,” this floating mansion boasts everything you’d expect in an ultra-luxury yacht—and then some. A sleek, futuristic design? Check. Solar panels and a battery system larger than most small towns? Of course. Self-driving capabilities? Naturally—because steering your yacht manually is so 2020. There’s even a “climate-controlled helipad,” because God forbid your helicopter gets too warm while you’re hopping between golf courses.
But here’s the real kicker: the first proud owner of this maritime masterpiece is none other than Donald Trump. That’s right, the man who once said wind turbines cause cancer is now setting sail on a renewable energy-powered yacht. The irony is so thick you could cut it with a gold-plated steak knife from one of Trump’s defunct restaurants.
According to inside sources, Trump was drawn to the yacht’s “Presidential Suite,” which comes complete with 24-karat gold fixtures, a private tanning bed, and a built-in TV that only plays Fox News. And let’s not forget the onboard dining area, rumored to seat 45 guests—perfect for hosting rallies at sea.
When asked for comment, Trump reportedly said, “It’s the best yacht, the greatest yacht. Everyone’s saying it. And it’s electric, which I invented. Elon’s a good guy, he listened to me.”
Meanwhile, environmentalists and critics are raising their eyebrows at the sheer absurdity of it all. A $91 million eco-friendly yacht? For Trump? It’s like selling a vegan steakhouse to a Texas barbecue pitmaster.
Whether you admire Musk’s relentless innovation or roll your eyes at yet another billionaire flex, one thing’s for sure: Tesla’s superyacht is making waves—literally and figuratively. And with Trump at the helm, expect those waves to be…well, huge.
