Elon Musk Surprises Everyone By His 3-year-old Son Dreams of Becoming President With His Backing: “Dad’ll help you”
In yet another chapter of the Musk family chronicles, tech mogul and Twitter’s reigning chaos coordinator, Elon Musk, has revealed that his three-year-old son, X Æ A-12, already harbors presidential ambitions. That’s right—while most toddlers are still deciding between dinosaurs and trains, young X apparently has his sights set on the Oval Office. And naturally, his billionaire dad is all in with the support, declaring, “Dad’ll help you.” Because why wouldn’t the man who’s already sent Teslas to space think his toddler should run a country?
Musk made the eyebrow-raising revelation during an impromptu conversation on X (formerly Twitter), leaving users oscillating between laughter and second-hand embarrassment. Some wondered aloud if this was a joke, a PR stunt, or just another day in the eccentric world of Elon. “Imagine the campaign slogans,” one user quipped. “‘X for Prez: Building Mars, Fixing Earth.'”
Critics were quick to point out that Musk might be overestimating the political prowess of someone whose current biggest achievement is correctly identifying a cow in a picture book. Others speculated that X Æ A-12’s political ambitions are a Muskian strategy to secure intergalactic domination, starting with the U.S. presidency.
Still, Musk’s unwavering confidence in his son’s potential to lead the free world raises questions. Will we see campaign ads featuring X in his favorite onesie, promising universal access to bedtime stories and juice boxes? Perhaps Musk envisions a cabinet staffed entirely by AI robots and crypto-enthusiasts, with Tesla Cybertrucks replacing Air Force One.
The internet, as expected, responded with its usual wit. Memes flooded timelines, with X Æ A-12 depicted as a baby-faced commander-in-chief, sitting in the Situation Room while negotiating snack time. “Forget Baby Shark; this kid’s singing ‘Hail to the Chief,’” one commenter joked.
Meanwhile, conspiracy theories abound, with some insisting that Musk’s backing is less about paternal pride and more about engineering the next stage of his brand empire. After all, when you’ve got SpaceX, Neuralink, and a growing collection of headlines, what’s left but to dabble in toddler-led politics?
As the world waits to see if this toddler-in-chief dream materializes, one thing is certain: only in the Muskiverse could a three-year-old’s hypothetical campaign for president spark this much chaos. Until then, we’ll keep an eye on the diaper-to-desk trajectory of America’s youngest aspiring leader.
