Elon Musk Sets His Aim on Texas and Red States to Build Affordable Towns, Stay Away from ‘Woke’ Campaigns: Reveal Insane Price 🤑

In an astonishing turn of events, billionaire Elon Musk, known for his rocket launches, electric cars, and Twitter rebranding experiments, has announced a groundbreaking (and eyebrow-raising) new project: building “affordable towns” in Texas and other Red States. Musk has made it clear that these communities will steer far away from “woke” ideologies and instead focus on, well, something else entirely—probably Mars-themed suburbs or underground Hyperloop commuting options.

The entrepreneur, in his usual flair, tweeted, “Affordable living doesn’t mean dull living. Get ready for towns where you can charge your Tesla, tweet at full speed, and enjoy the freedom of… less government interference.” He then followed up with the kicker: “Starting prices? Only $500,000 for your slice of innovation. No blue cities allowed!”

Critics were quick to point out that Musk’s definition of “affordable” might be slightly out of touch with reality. “Does he think people are minting money in their garages?” one user quipped.

Musk’s plans include houses powered entirely by Tesla’s solar panels, Starlink internet in every room, and a “No Woke Zone” sign at every entrance. Amenities will reportedly include a 24/7 Dogecoin ATM, a Tesla Cybertruck playground for kids, and a dedicated “Freedom Chat” park for discussing anything except progressive ideas.

While Musk fans are eager to invest in this futuristic paradise, others are skeptical. “For $500,000, I’d expect a Model X in the driveway and a daily SpaceX flyover,” one potential buyer joked.

Will these “affordable towns” take off, or will they be another addition to Musk’s list of eccentric ideas? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure: Musk knows how to keep the world talking—and tweeting—about him.