Elon Musk make Shocking his Son about ‘Inheritance’ with 300-pages Bash Blows Netizens Head

In yet another twist of billionaire parenting, Elon Musk, the man who juggles rockets, tweets, and baby names like “X Æ A-12,” has reportedly floored his son with a jaw-dropping revelation about his inheritance. Netizens, brace yourselves: it’s not money, it’s… a book. Yes, you read that right.

According to “insiders” (read: internet gossip), Musk handed his son a 300-page manifesto—part memoir, part instruction manual—detailing the “essence” of his empire. The move was allegedly intended to “empower” the heir, but many suspect it might be an elaborate troll.

Titled “Survive and Thrive: A Guide to Inheriting Genius,” the book is rumored to include chapters like:

• “How to Handle Tesla Complaints Without Crying”
• “The Secret to Tweeting at 3 AM”
• “Why Sleep Is for the Weak (and So Are Emotions)”

The internet, of course, wasted no time reacting.
One user quipped, “Imagine thinking you’re getting billions but end up with a self-help book.” Another added, “At least Jeff Bezos probably gives out Amazon gift cards.”

Still, a few fans defended Musk’s unconventional move, arguing it could be a modern twist on the classic “teach a man to fish” philosophy. Except, in this case, it’s more like “teach a kid to manage a trillion-dollar tech circus.”

While the story has yet to be confirmed, one thing is certain: Musk’s unique parenting style continues to keep the world entertained. Who needs a trust fund when you have a 300-page homework assignment from your dad?