Elon Musk Announces Anti-Woke Campaign $390M on New Year 2025 with Mocking 6-Word Message That Raises Eyebrows
In a move that has left both supporters and critics scratching their heads, Elon Musk rang in the New Year 2025 by announcing a $390 million campaign against what he dubbed “woke culture.” The Tesla CEO and Twitter…sorry, X-owner, unveiled his plan with a cryptic and slightly mocking six-word message: “Stay Woke, Go Broke, Profit Anyway.”
The announcement came during a live-streamed event on his platform, where Musk stood in front of a holographic display of a meme-laden timeline titled “Wokepocalypse.” “It’s time to put an end to the culture of cancellation,” Musk declared. “People should cancel their gym memberships, not each other.”
The campaign’s exact goals remain unclear, though insiders hint it involves launching a new AI called “UnwokeGPT” that generates politically incorrect jokes and critiques “safe spaces” online. Early rumors suggest the AI will also come bundled with a flamethrower for “offline defense of free speech.”
The internet, of course, went wild. Critics called Musk’s plan “a billion-dollar tantrum,” while fans labeled it a “genius move to preserve common sense.” One viral comment read: “Elon spends $390M to roast Twitter mobs, meanwhile I can’t afford eggs. Iconic.”
Musk himself seemed unbothered, tweeting shortly after: “The irony is, they’ll meme themselves into agreeing.”
Will the campaign succeed or end up as another chapter in Musk’s headline-making adventures? Only time—and perhaps a few million new memes—will tell.
