🛑 BREAKING NEWS: Sean McDermott Confirms Damar Hamlin Will NOT Participate in the Playoff Against the Baltimore Ravens. Official Reason Released…
In a stunning revelation that sent shockwaves through the NFL world (or at least a couple of Twitter threads), Buffalo Bills head coach Sean McDermott has officially confirmed that safety Damar Hamlin will not suit up for their upcoming playoff showdown against the Baltimore Ravens. And, drumroll please… the official reason? He simply won’t be playing. Groundbreaking, right?
“We’ve made the decision to hold Damar out of this game,” McDermott stated in his usual monotone delivery that could make even a touchdown seem boring. “It’s in the best interest of the team and Damar.” Riveting stuff.
Fans across the league are left scratching their heads and refreshing their feeds for something more substantial. Is he injured? Resting? Secretly auditioning for Dancing with the Stars? Nope. The official explanation is just as thrilling as a preseason game.
The announcement has predictably sparked a range of reactions. Armchair analysts on social media are already concocting wild theories, with one fan tweeting, “McDermott probably thinks the Ravens are bringing an actual flock of birds, and he’s saving Damar for animal control.” Another joked, “Is this strategy? Bench your players to confuse the Ravens? Bold move, coach.”
Meanwhile, Ravens fans are reportedly unfazed, with one Baltimore native commenting, “Who’s Damar Hamlin? Is he like our third-string tight end?”
So, there you have it, folks. No cryptic injuries, no spicy controversies—just a plain old “nope.” Tune in next week, when McDermott might reveal whether his players will even show up to the game.
Stay tuned for updates… or don’t. Honestly, there might not be any.
