🔴 BREAKING NEWS: James Cook Announces Move to Elon Musk’s “Tesla Football” Team—Buffalo Bills Scramble to Negotiate, Sean McDermott Reacts! 🚀🏈

In a shocking twist that has both the NFL and tech worlds buzzing, James Cook has declared his intention to leave the Buffalo Bills and join Elon Musk’s futuristic “Tesla Football” project. Yes, the running back is trading touchdowns for Teslas in what Musk is calling “the NFL of the future.” Because, of course, Musk couldn’t just stop at cars, rockets, and satellites—now he wants to reinvent football too.

The Bills, reportedly blindsided by Cook’s announcement, are desperately trying to negotiate to keep him. Meanwhile, head coach Sean McDermott has weighed in on the situation with what can only be described as diplomatic frustration. “James is a key player for us, but I guess Elon offers perks we can’t compete with—like robot cheerleaders and sideline charging stations,” McDermott was overheard saying, possibly with a deep sigh.

Social media is in meltdown mode. “James Cook leaving for Tesla Football? Musk probably promised him a self-driving helmet,” one fan joked. Another added, “McDermott vs. Musk? I’m here for this clash of the titans.”

As the saga unfolds, all eyes are on whether the Bills can woo Cook back—or if this marks the start of Elon Musk’s hostile takeover of professional sports. Stay tuned for more chaos, drama, and possibly a game played on Mars! 🏆🔥