🛑 BREAKING NEWS: “I’m Sorry” – Sean McDermott’s Excuse Tour Begins After Bills’ Playoff Collapse
In a stunning turn of events that left Buffalo Bills fans both bewildered and, frankly, unimpressed, head coach Sean McDermott has finally spoken out about the team’s latest postseason heartbreak. His reason? Well, let’s just say it wasn’t exactly what anyone expected.
McDermott, in what can only be described as a desperate attempt to deflect blame, revealed that star quarterback Josh Allen was “not at 100%” before the game. Of course, this revelation conveniently came after the Bills were sent packing, leading many to wonder: was Allen really dealing with an issue, or was this just another classic case of damage control?
According to McDermott, Allen faced a “serious problem” that hindered his performance. Was it an injury? A secret illness? A personal crisis? Nope. The actual details remain as vague as the Bills’ offensive game plan in the fourth quarter. Some speculate it could have been anything from a nagging soreness to an unfortunate encounter with Buffalo’s infamous winter weather.
Naturally, fans aren’t exactly buying this excuse. “So let me get this straight – Allen wasn’t 100%, but you still had him out there running QB draws like his life depended on it?” one fan ranted on social media. “Maybe the real problem is the coaching staff, not Josh’s mystery ailment.”
Others have pointed out the convenient timing of McDermott’s statement. “Classic move,” another fan posted. “Wait until after the season ends to drop some vague excuse that doesn’t change the fact that the team choked when it mattered most.”
The Bills, once again, find themselves watching the Super Bowl from the comfort of their homes – a tradition they have perfected over the years. Meanwhile, McDermott’s “I’m sorry” tour continues, proving that if there’s one thing the Bills excel at, it’s finding creative new ways to explain away another playoff failure.
As for Josh Allen? Well, he’s probably already preparing for next season. Maybe this time, he’ll be “100%”—but if not, don’t worry. The excuses will be ready.
