🛑 BREAKING: Buffalo Bills Co-Owner Kim Pegula Demands NFL Replace Referees, Reschedule Game Amidst Match-Fixing Allegations Involving Andy Reid and His ‘Hand-Picked’ Officiating Squad

In what can only be described as a bold (and completely expected) move, Buffalo Bills co-owner Kim Pegula has called on the NFL to take immediate action against what she claims was a “blatantly rigged” showdown between the Bills and the Kansas City Chiefs. The shocking allegations? That Chiefs head coach Andy Reid and his personal band of referee loyalists orchestrated yet another NFL masterclass in selective blindness and one-sided officiating.

Pegula, still fuming from what fans are calling the “Refereeing Robbery of the Century,” issued a fiery statement demanding not just the immediate replacement of the entire officiating crew but also a full rescheduling of the game—because apparently, Kansas City winning fair and square is just too unbelievable to accept.

“At this point, they might as well hand Andy Reid a whistle and let him call the game himself,” Pegula reportedly said. “I mean, why bother pretending anymore?”

According to sources inside the Bills organization, the team has compiled a “highlight reel of disgrace,” featuring mysterious holding calls, phantom penalties, and a suspiciously high tolerance for Patrick Mahomes’ O-line deciding that blocking is optional. Rumor has it that at one point, the referees huddled together—not to discuss a call, but to ask Reid what he wanted for dinner after the game.

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has yet to respond to Pegula’s demands, mostly because he’s too busy counting the league’s latest revenue spike from yet another Chiefs-friendly primetime game. However, insiders claim that an official response is in the works and will likely include the phrase, “officiating is hard, and mistakes happen.”

Meanwhile, Kansas City fans are laughing off the accusations, arguing that the Bills should spend less time complaining about the refs and more time figuring out how to stop Travis Kelce from running free like it’s recess.

As for Andy Reid? He remains unbothered, seen post-game happily munching on a cheeseburger, likely celebrating yet another successful “strategic partnership” with the men in stripes.

Stay tuned—because if Pegula gets her way, the NFL might have to start broadcasting games in black and white with a “scripted content” disclaimer.