Alec Baldwin Issues 24-Hour Ultimatum To Elon Musk: ‘Pack Your Bags, You Don’T Deserve A Minute More In The US’
In what can only be described as the most dramatic episode of 2025’s reality show we call “Celebrities Say the Darndest Things,” Alec Baldwin has emerged from the Hollywood hills with a bold new mission: evicting Elon Musk from the United States. That’s right, folks, the veteran actor has traded his script lines for a stopwatch, issuing Musk a 24-hour deadline to, as Baldwin eloquently put it, “pack your bags and scoot.”
The outburst came during what was supposed to be a casual Instagram Live session. Baldwin, sipping what appeared to be kombucha from a mason jar, launched into an impassioned monologue against the tech mogul. “We’ve put up with a lot from this guy,” Baldwin declared, eyebrows furrowed in his signature *30 Rock* intensity. “Twitter chaos? Check. Questionable Tesla steering wheels? Double check. But this—this is the last straw!”
While Baldwin didn’t specify what *this* actually referred to, that didn’t stop his audience—or the internet at large—from running wild with theories. Was it Musk’s latest AI project that tweets dad jokes on the hour? Or perhaps the fact that Starlink satellites occasionally block Alec’s favorite stargazing views? Regardless, Baldwin seemed to have drawn a line in the sand—on a beach he probably assumes Musk personally owns.
Meanwhile, the billionaire entrepreneur has responded in classic Muskian fashion: tweeting a single emoji. (It was, of course, a shrug.) While his die-hard fans rallied in the replies, urging Baldwin to calm down, the actor’s supporters flooded the thread with popcorn emojis, because apparently, nothing says “civic discourse” like passive-aggressive emoji wars.
Observers are split on the ultimatum. Some see it as an overdue call for accountability from one of America’s most polarizing figures. Others see it as, well, Alec Baldwin being Alec Baldwin—punchy, theatrical, and maybe a little too invested in someone else’s citizenship status.
For now, Musk’s moving truck is nowhere in sight. And as the clock ticks on Baldwin’s 24-hour deadline, one can only wonder: will this ultimatum end in a quiet standoff, or will Alec Baldwin personally show up at SpaceX with a megaphone and a set of U-Haul keys? Only time—and perhaps Twitter—will tell.
