Mel Gibson And Mark Wahlberg Partner With Elon Musk And Invest Between $1 Billion And $3 Billion In A “non-woke” Film Studio Committed To Traditional Family Values.

Mel Gibson And Mark Wahlberg Partner With Elon Musk And Invest Between $1 Billion And $3 Billion In A “non-woke” Film Studio Committed To Traditional Family Values.

In a move that is sure to set Hollywood abuzz, Mel Gibson and Mark Wahlberg have teamed up with none other than Elon Musk to invest between $1 billion and $3 billion in a new film studio committed to producing “non-woke” content. That’s right—the dynamic trio is on a mission to bring traditional family values back to the silver screen, much to the delight (and possibly chagrin) of audiences everywhere.

Dubbed “The Un-Woke Studio,” this venture promises to produce films that align with what the investors describe as timeless, family-friendly values. In a joint statement, the trio declared, “We’re tired of the current state of Hollywood and its obsession with political correctness. It’s time to make movies that everyone can enjoy, without fear of offending someone.”

Critics, of course, have been quick to point out the irony of this statement, considering the controversial pasts of both Gibson and Musk. But hey, who’s keeping score, right? Wahlberg, for his part, is just happy to be along for the ride, saying, “I think this is a great opportunity to make some truly impactful films. Plus, who wouldn’t want to work with Elon?”

Whether this ambitious project will succeed or become just another footnote in Hollywood history remains to be seen. But one thing’s for sure: Mel Gibson, Mark Wahlberg, and Elon Musk are determined to make waves with their new venture.