🛑 Mark Stone Show: Staggering Fines Revealed for All Teams as They Lose Badly to the Blackhawks—Jack Eichel Doubles the Drama

In what can only be described as a masterclass in disappointment, the Vegas Golden Knights fell flat on their faces against the Chicago Blackhawks, leaving fans questioning not just their performance but also their wallets. Captain Mark Stone, the supposed face of the franchise, led his team to a spectacularly bad loss, proving once again that leadership doesn’t always translate to results.

As if the humiliation wasn’t enough, the team reportedly incurred an eye-watering list of fines for everything from sloppy penalties to “general incompetence on ice.” Rumor has it, even the Zamboni drivers were fined for accidentally outshining the players.

But wait—Jack Eichel, always the showstopper, decided to double down on the chaos. Instead of stepping up, Eichel reportedly racked up his own set of penalties, leaving fans wondering if his “contribution” to the team was more comedic relief than competitive edge.

Meanwhile, the Blackhawks, a team many had written off, skated circles around the Knights. One fan joked, “Are we sure this wasn’t just a Blackhawks practice session?”

In a post-game interview, Stone shrugged off criticism, saying, “We’re looking forward to the next game.” Translation? “Please stop asking about this disaster.”

Knights fans, brace yourselves—this season is shaping up to be a rollercoaster, and not the fun kind. As for the fines? Let’s just hope there’s room in the budget after paying Eichel’s penalties.