JUST IN: Jennifer Aniston Faces $200 Million Endorsement Loss, Says 'I Can’t Live Here Anymore'

JUST IN: Jennifer Aniston Faces $200 Million Endorsement Loss, Says ‘I Can’t Live Here Anymore’

In an absolutely shocking turn of events, Jennifer Aniston, the beloved Hollywood icon, is apparently suffering from a crippling $200 million endorsement loss. Yes, you read that correctly – $200 million. So, what’s a celebrity with a reported net worth in the hundreds of millions to do when faced with such a life-altering catastrophe? According to Aniston herself, the solution is simple: “I can’t live here anymore.”

And just like that, Aniston has declared her emotional exit from her life of luxury. The actress, famous for playing the beloved Rachel Green on Friends, is now faced with the crushing weight of not endorsing a product for a few months. Sources close to the star (and by sources, we mean anyone who’s ever seen her at a coffee shop) say that Jennifer is “completely devastated” and “simply can’t go on” without that sweet, sweet brand deal revenue.

Now, we all know that the struggle of losing $200 million in endorsement deals is no small feat. After all, how could one possibly survive without the sponsorships for everything from bottled water to anti-aging creams? The daily routine of picking up your multi-million dollar check must be so taxing.

So, as Jennifer takes a break from her luxurious lifestyle, we can only wonder how she’s holding up in the face of this hardship. Will she bounce back from this financial “disaster” and find new ways to keep her many homes and designer wardrobes? Or will this truly be the moment that the world loses one of its most bankable stars? Only time will tell, but for now, Jennifer has “no choice” but to retreat, saying “I can’t live here anymore.”