Josh Allen at Postgame Comment: Buffalo Bills Have What It Takes to Win the Super Bowl—Thanks to a Position Group Nobody Talks About

In a postgame press conference that practically screamed, “Hey, look at me being humble!” Josh Allen boldly declared that the Buffalo Bills have everything they need to bring home the Lombardi Trophy. But wait, it wasn’t because of his rocket arm, pinpoint accuracy (or lack thereof on certain days), or even the team’s star-studded defense. Nope. The savior of Buffalo’s Super Bowl hopes? A position group that, according to Allen, doesn’t get the love they deserve. Intriguing, right?

Now, before you start guessing, no, it’s not the wide receivers making miracle catches or the running backs powering through defenders. It’s not even the offensive line heroically protecting Allen from becoming a pancake. According to Allen, the unsung heroes of this team are… drumroll, please… the punters.

Okay, maybe it wasn’t the punters, but with a comment this vague, he might as well have been pointing to the guy who hands out towels on the sideline. Allen’s statement about an underappreciated group could apply to literally anyone—from the long snappers to the assistant coaches fetching coffee. It’s almost like he’s trying to avoid naming names, just in case they actually lose in spectacular fashion later.

Social media, of course, jumped on the opportunity to guess which group Allen meant. Some fans speculated it was the special teams, others jokingly suggested it was the benchwarmers who “keep the vibes high.” Either way, Allen’s comment seems like an awkward attempt at rallying the troops—or perhaps just deflecting attention from his own inconsistent performances.

Here’s hoping this mysterious position group does, in fact, deliver. Because if the Bills don’t make it to the Super Bowl, Allen might want to reconsider his strategy of making cryptic statements—and maybe focus more on, you know, not throwing interceptions.