NFL CEO Opens Investigation Into Referee for Breaking Strict Rules: Evidence Shows Buffalo Bills Got Screwed in AFC Championship Game Against Kansas City

In an absolute shocker (or not-so-shocker for Bills fans), the NFL is now investigating one of its own referees after some totally unbiased footage surfaced showing questionable calls during the AFC Championship Game between the Buffalo Bills and Kansas City Chiefs. Apparently, the league’s “strict rules” were tossed aside faster than a Chiefs fan discarding a losing bet slip.

The alleged crime? Referee favoritism—or as Bills Mafia would call it, outright theft. Witnesses (a.k.a. anyone with a working pair of eyes watching the game) claim the officiating was, let’s say, “strategically lopsided.” From phantom penalties to a mystical inability to see blatant fouls against Buffalo, this game had everything except fairness.

Sources say the NFL’s CEO is “deeply concerned” and has promised to “investigate thoroughly,” which roughly translates to, “We’ll slap this guy on the wrist and move on because, hey, Kansas City sells more jerseys.”

Fans across the league are taking to social media to roast the NFL for its impeccable consistency in inconsistency. Meanwhile, Buffalo fans, already equipped with folding tables and unrelenting rage, are demanding answers—or, at the very least, a refund on their broken dreams.

Stay tuned as the NFL continues to perfect its legacy of “unbiased” officiating. For now, the Bills will have to wait for next season, while Kansas City marches on to the Super Bowl… again. Coincidence? We think not.