Gordon Ramsay Kicks Out Colin Kaepernick and Friend to Leave His Restaurant with Mocking 7-words
In what might be the most dramatic expulsion from a fine dining establishment since Caesar salad was invented tableside, celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay reportedly booted Colin Kaepernick and a friend out of his Michelin-starred restaurant with a searing quip. Witnesses claim the fiery chef delivered his signature mix of sass and scorch by telling the former NFL quarterback, “Take your wokeness to a different place.”
The incident allegedly occurred at one of Ramsay’s high-end establishments, where Kaepernick and his companion were said to be enjoying a quiet meal—until their conversation about social justice issues apparently ruffled the chef’s notoriously short temper. According to one diner, “Gordon stormed out of the kitchen like a hurricane in a chef’s coat. He had that scary Hell’s Kitchen look in his eyes.”
Eyewitness accounts differ on what exactly sparked the altercation. Some speculate that Kaepernick’s outspoken activism clashed with Ramsay’s “no politics at the dinner table” rule. Others suggest it may have been the audacity of ordering a well-done steak at a restaurant where “mid-rare or nothing” might as well be printed on the menu.
One server, who requested anonymity, shared, “They were talking about inequality and systemic racism, and it was quite intense. I think Chef Ramsay felt like it was taking away from the ‘immaculate truffle aroma’ of the beef Wellington.”
Ramsay, never one to shy away from drama, allegedly approached their table with a dish towel slung over his shoulder, leaned in, and declared the now-infamous line, “Take your wokeness to a different place.” Before Kaepernick could respond, Ramsay reportedly pointed toward the exit with the flair of a gladiator banishing his opponent.
Kaepernick and his friend left the establishment, though not without a bit of defiance. A source claims the former quarterback turned back and quipped, “Enjoy your privilege-filled soufflé,” to which Ramsay shouted, “It’ll rise faster than your next career move!” The entire room reportedly gasped, followed by an awkward silence broken only by the sound of someone nervously dropping a dessert spoon.
While Ramsay’s representatives have yet to comment on the alleged incident, Twitter has already erupted. Hashtags like #GordonVsWokeness and #BeefWellingtonGate have gone viral, with fans taking sides faster than Ramsay can shout “IT’S RAW!”
As for Kaepernick, his spokesperson issued a statement, saying, “Colin’s commitment to justice remains undeterred. We will not be commenting further on the absurdity of being kicked out of a restaurant for caring about equality.”
Whether this was an authentic culinary clash of ideologies or just Ramsay’s latest attempt to generate reality-TV-ready drama, one thing is clear: no matter the side you’re on, the tea is piping hot, and it’s being served with a side of roasted egos.
