Buffalo Bills head coach Sean McDermott held a press conference that left everyone with more questions than answers. Press Conference Recap:

Sean McDermott Press Conference Recap:

In a classic display of stating the obvious and dodging the tough questions, Buffalo Bills head coach Sean McDermott held a press conference that left everyone with more questions than answers. Here’s the rundown of what was said, with a generous dose of sarcasm for your entertainment:

Sean McDermott on Josh Allen winning MVP: “It validates everything he’s been doing for years.” Because, clearly, we all needed validation to know that Josh Allen is good at football. Thanks, Coach.
Sean McDermott said newly hired Ryan Nielsen will mainly help along the D line: Groundbreaking news. It’s almost as if that’s what he was hired for.
Sean McDermott said the Bills were looking for “veteran experience” at the ST coach and believes they found that in Chris Tabor: Veteran experience? Check. Now let’s see if that translates into not missing extra points.
Sean McDermott confirmed that they have moved on from strength and conditioning coach Eric Ciano and are going through interviews for the role now: Because clearly, the real issue with the team’s performance is the strength and conditioning coach. Good luck, Eric.
Sean McDermott announced that Mike Pellegrino will be the nickel DB coach: Who? Well, welcome aboard, Mike. Let’s hope you can nickel and dime the opposition.
Sean McDermott says he feels that there is an injury risk with the “tush push”: Really? You don’t say. Thanks for the groundbreaking insight, Coach.
When asked about James Cook, Sean McDermott said, “I love James” and “the business side will work itself out”: Translation: “We’ll pay him whatever we have left after Josh Allen’s MVP salary.”
“I am a believer in that speed. Stretching the field both horizontally and vertically. I thought we did that at times this year but maybe not enough.” -Sean McDermott on needing a field-stretching wideout: Because we all know that speed alone will win games. Thanks for clearing that up.
Sean McDermott expressed that Keon Coleman had an up and down season, and said that Coleman wasn’t the same after his injury. Needs Coleman to grow from the adversity: Ah, the classic “adversity makes you stronger” speech. Inspirational stuff.
Sean McDermott said that CB Christian Benford has been cleared to resume football activities: Just in time to watch from the sidelines as he works his way back up the depth chart.
Sean McDermott doesn’t question the ability and attitude in the way that Dalton Kincaid plays. McDermott believes that part of the reason he’s had some injuries is because he plays so hard at his size: So, in other words, Kincaid’s injuries are just part of the package. Good to know.
“At the end of the day he is going to have a chance to win the job and where we drafted him we want him to win that job. But he has to do it.” -McDermott on Cole Bishop: Translation: “We spent a draft pick on him, so he better be worth it.”
The Bills announced they have hired Chris Tabor, Ryan Nielsen, Mike Pellegrino, Jason Rebrovich: A round of applause for the new hires. Let’s hope they can turn this ship around.