Buffalo Bills HC offers emotional take on OC Joe Brady leave…
In a press conference that could rival the drama of a daytime soap opera, Buffalo Bills Head Coach Sean McDermott stepped up to the podium to address the sudden departure of Offensive Coordinator Joe Brady. It was an emotional affair, the kind where you half-expect a tissue box to magically appear.
“I just want to say…” McDermott began, pausing for what felt like an eternity, “…that Joe was a tremendous asset to this team. Tremendous. And by tremendous, I mean he had about as much control over our offense as a cat herder in a thunderstorm.”
Sources close to the team say Brady’s exit was less about “creative differences” and more about the fact that the offense couldn’t seem to find the end zone without a map, compass, and a GPS app. Fans, of course, are already petitioning for a statue of Brady in front of the stadium—not to honor him, but as a cautionary tale for future coordinators.
When asked about who might step into the now-vacant OC role, McDermott gave a vague, “We’re exploring all options.” Insiders speculate these “options” include asking Madden players for tips or holding open tryouts for anyone who can call a play without fumbling their clipboard.
Brady, meanwhile, hasn’t made a public statement, but unconfirmed reports suggest he’s already received job offers… from rival teams looking to sabotage the Bills.
Stay tuned, folks. The circus never stops in Buffalo.
