BREAKING: Richard Gere Moves to Spain, Declares He’ll Never Return: “The U.S. No Longer Fits My Values”

In what may come as a shocking revelation for his fans, actor Richard Gere has announced he is relocating to Spain and has no plans of ever returning to the United States. The Hollywood star, known for his roles in Pretty Woman and An Officer and a Gentleman, made the dramatic statement, claiming that “the U.S. no longer fits my values.”

The actor’s decision to swap the bustling streets of New York for the sun-drenched landscapes of Spain has left many scratching their heads. Gere, 74, who has spent decades gracing red carpets and collecting accolades, now finds himself more aligned with the “slow-paced, philosophical” lifestyle of Spain, apparently deeming America too “fast” and “superficial” for his refined tastes.

Gere, a known advocate for social issues and human rights, cited America’s “obsession with materialism” and “lack of authenticity” as key reasons for his departure. “In Spain, I can walk down the street and not worry about someone asking me to endorse their latest overpriced gadget,” he quipped, sipping espresso at a café in Barcelona. “Here, I feel like I can finally breathe.”

Fans have expressed mixed reactions to Gere’s bold move. While some have applauded his pursuit of personal peace, others can’t help but wonder if he’s simply trading one form of escapism for another. “It’s not like Richard Gere was living in a shack in the Bronx,” one skeptic commented. “He had all the ‘values’ money could buy. Now, he’s living it up on the Mediterranean coast. So much for fighting the man.”

In the meantime, Spanish citizens are reportedly welcoming Gere with open arms, though they’ve expressed confusion over his sudden interest in “values” after decades in the lap of luxury. It seems Spain’s “values” might be just the thing to make Gere feel at home—at least until his next big cultural epiphany.