Breaking News: Eloп Musk Calls for Boycott of Tournament Allowing Biological Males in Women’s Category 💬👀👇

In today’s edition of “What Will He Tweet Next?”, tech billionaire and Twitter’s resident loudspeaker, Eloп Musk, has once again decided to wade into controversial waters. This time, he’s demanding a boycott of a tournament that permits biological males to compete in women’s categories. Because, you know, running multiple companies and launching rockets apparently leaves plenty of free time for policing sports policies.

Musk took to Twitter—his favorite playground—to declare that such tournaments are “unfair” and “a disservice to women.” As expected, his statement triggered the internet into a frenzy of arguments, memes, and the occasional thread that spiraled into unrelated debates about electric cars and Mars colonization.

Critics were quick to respond, with some accusing Musk of hypocrisy. “How is this any different from you letting robots take human jobs?” one user quipped. Another chimed in with, “Maybe focus on making Teslas that don’t randomly catch fire before solving women’s sports?”

Supporters, on the other hand, applauded his stance, hailing him as a champion of fairness—because clearly, when you think of women’s sports, the first name that comes to mind is Eloп Musk.

Meanwhile, the tournament in question has yet to comment, likely too busy dodging the online chaos Musk’s tweet unleashed. As for Musk, he’s probably already moved on to his next hot take. Perhaps a boycott of Earth’s gravity for being “too restrictive”? Stay tuned