🛑 BREAKING: Danica Patrick’s F1 Contract with Sky Sports FIA Torn Up – She Was Asked to Return to NASCAR: “Bad Commentator Woman…”

In a shocking yet oddly predictable turn of events, Danica Patrick’s brief stint as a Formula 1 commentator for Sky Sports FIA has ended in disaster. The former NASCAR and IndyCar driver, known more for her brand endorsements than her race wins, has reportedly been booted from the F1 broadcast team after a series of bizarre and painfully uninformed takes during coverage.

Sources close to the situation claim that Patrick’s commentary made even the most casual F1 fans question whether she had ever watched a Grand Prix before. From calling DRS “that weird speed button thing” to insisting that “Lewis Hamilton should really try NASCAR to prove he’s a real driver,” her analysis quickly became the laughingstock of the motorsport world.

One particularly enraged viewer was overheard at an F1 watch party yelling: “This woman thinks an apex is a clothing brand!” Meanwhile, social media was flooded with memes of Patrick looking confused as the camera cut to her for post-race analysis.

Sky Sports executives reportedly couldn’t take it anymore and decided to terminate her contract with immediate effect. An unnamed insider stated:

“We initially thought Danica would bring a fresh perspective to F1, but it turns out that perspective is just wrong. We’d rather give the mic to a TikTok F1 fanpage admin at this point.”

As news of her departure broke, rumors swirled that NASCAR might welcome Patrick back with open arms – not as a driver, but as a permanent caution flag. However, one source from the NASCAR community, speaking on condition of anonymity, responded bluntly:

“Yeah, uh… we’re good. Maybe she can do weather reports or something.”

Patrick, who has yet to officially comment on the situation, was last seen Googling “F1 how many laps” in an attempt to salvage what remained of her credibility.

Stay tuned for more updates – if anyone dares to hire her again. 🚨