BREAKING: Baltimore Ravens Head Coach John Harbaugh has reportedly made an eyebrow-raising request to NFL officials: ban or limit Buffalo Bills fans from attending the upcoming Ravens-Bills showdown. Yes, you heard that right. Harbaugh apparently believes the Bills Mafia is just a little too loud, a little too proud, and a little too… present.

According to Harbaugh, the rambunctious nature of Bills fans has been downright “disruptive.” Their “provocative and rowdy behavior” has supposedly caused such a ruckus that it’s affecting the game. Because, you know, passionate fans cheering for their team at a football game is such an unexpected turn of events.

It’s unclear how Harbaugh envisions this fan control plan playing out. Will ticket booths be equipped with Bills-fan-detecting scanners? Will security guards be tasked with identifying Buffalo accents? Or perhaps Ravens fans will simply be handed noise-canceling headphones upon entry. The logistics alone are enough to make one chuckle.

What’s even more amusing is imagining the reaction of the Bills Mafia to this news. This is the same group known for jumping through flaming tables for fun. Do we really think they’re going to let a request from a rival coach dampen their enthusiasm? If anything, this plea might just fuel their fire.

Of course, Harbaugh’s request is unlikely to gain much traction, given that, well, fans are an integral part of the sport. The NFL thrives on the energy and passion of its supporters, even if that passion occasionally involves face paint and elaborate tailgate rituals.

So, as the Ravens and Bills prepare to clash, one thing is certain: Bills fans will likely show up in droves, loud as ever, ready to cheer their team to victory. And if Harbaugh thought their presence was “disruptive” before, he might want to brace himself for what’s coming next.

Stay tuned for the fallout—or perhaps just a follow-up request for noise-canceling stadium walls.