Bills OC Joe Brady plans Joining New York Jets late in the season after interviewing for their vacant HC job. Regret for we…

In a plot twist that even Hollywood writers would call “a bit much,” Buffalo Bills Offensive Coordinator Joe Brady is reportedly gearing up to jump ship and join the New York Jets. Sources say Brady recently interviewed for the Jets’ vacant head coaching position, despite the team sitting comfortably (or not) at the bottom of the standings. His apparent plan to join the Jets late in the season has left fans scratching their heads and Bills Mafia sharpening their pitchforks.

“Honestly, it’s the opportunity of a lifetime,” Brady reportedly told an anonymous insider. “How often do you get a chance to take over a team that’s been… well, so consistently terrible? The bar is practically underground—I can’t lose!”

The Jets, who are on track to set a record for the longest period of collective despair since the invention of modern football, are apparently thrilled at the prospect. An unnamed team representative commented, “We believe Joe Brady has what it takes to lead us to… well, to somewhere that isn’t last place. Maybe third-to-last? We’re flexible.”

But let’s not ignore the elephant in the room: the timing. Late in the season? Really? Critics speculate that Brady’s decision could spell disaster for the Bills’ playoff hopes, with some fans wondering aloud if the Jets secretly recruited him just to sabotage their divisional rivals.

“Classic Jets,” quipped a Bills fan on Twitter. “They can’t win games, so they’re trying to win at chaos. Respect the hustle, I guess.”

The Bills, for their part, have declined to comment on the situation, though an anonymous player reportedly said, “If Joe thinks life is greener on the other side, I suggest he rewatch our last game against the Jets. That should sober him up.”

As for the Jets faithful? Reactions range from cautious optimism to outright dread. “Look, we’ve seen this movie before,” said longtime Jets fan Larry H. “New coach, big promises, and then somehow it all ends with us crying into our overpriced stadium beers. But hey, maybe this time will be different? (It won’t.)”

Stay tuned as the drama unfolds. Will Brady bring a miraculous turnaround to the Jets? Will the Bills manage to hold their offense together without him? Or will this all just be another chapter in the long-running comedy of errors that is New York Jets football? One thing’s for sure: this late-season spectacle is shaping up to be as messy as the Jets’ offensive line. 🏈